"It's Cobblerin' Time."

PIEMAN

Real name: Homer J. Simpson
Occupation: Pastry Vigilante
Other Aliases: Simple Simon - Your Friendly Neighborhood Pieman; Angry Dad; The Ingestible Bulk, The Special Kid, Squish Thing
Partner: Cupcake Kid
Group affiliation: None
Base of operations: The Piecave (located in the basement of 742 Evergreen Terrace)
First appearance: [FABF15] "Simple Simpson"
History: At the Springfield County Fair, Lisa Simpson enters a  place-setting contest, only to have her entry ridiculed by the judge. In order to avenge his daughter's humiliation, and avoid getting arrested for another felony assault, Homer dons a makeshift costume and hits the judge in the face with a pie. Thus, Pieman is born, declaring, "Wherever people are mistreated, Pieman will strike!"
Powers: None
Weapons and Equipment: A staggering variety of projectile pies
Quote: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the key lime!"
Merchandizing:
Pieman and Cupcake Kid have been immortalized as action figures in a "Simple Simpson" set, which is part of McFarlane Toys' "The Simpsons Series 1," due to be released in March 2007.